ExposedNYC

Let me count the reasons:

1. For being, technically, single and bouncing from girl to girl each week. If you keep up at this rate, I can still dream that you may actually get to me before you need Viagra.

2. Mmmm…the way you dance forces the mind to imagine your talents in so many other scenarios.

3. Somehow, your high-pitched falsetto just makes you seem more masculine (maybe because every time you use it, swarms of women flock to it like a musical mating call).

4. For imitating Prince, and actually having the talent to back it. You may not have reached equal status of The Purple One, but playing guitar, piano, and synthesizer in concert was a nice start.

5. That first shirtless Rolling Stone cover…..

6. For admitting to being a stoner, yet somehow finding the time to record an incredible album, tour, star in movies, and co-produce your own clothing line.

7. Your humble beginnings as a mouseketeer and boy-bander, which you acknowledge as harmless fun, and then gracefully move on.

8. The things you can do with your mouth- (get your minds out of the gutter!) beat boxing, singing, that cute little smirk when you laugh at yourself…

9. For bringing sexy back (YEAH!)

10. And finally, for bringing Andy Samberg on stage at Madison Square Garden tonight to perform “Dick In A Box” as your first encore after a two-and-a-half hour show.

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