Number of drunk text messages sent last night: 50, including-
“I hate that we don’t talk anymore. I don’t want anything more but miss your friendship”
“Where are you? I could use a good night kiss”
“What if you and I had one night we never told anyone about”
And my personal favorite, “Im so wishing out yo could go out tonight!”
Number of apologies sent out this morning after scrolling through my phone: 5
Remembering to either eat dinner before going out, or investing in a phone with a breathalyzer: priceless
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2 Comments
Man I can’t even get a drunken text? Wtf?
Posted Wednesday, April 11, 2007 at 6:31 pm | Permalink
Oh, they weren’t all nice so be careful what you wish for
Posted Thursday, April 12, 2007 at 12:19 am | Permalink
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