Because I Don’t Live in a Whitesnake Video

I walked by a guy hosing off the street today. I was dying of heat and considered for a second asking him to spray me down with his hose.

Then I thought about the connotations of that statement, and the fact that I was on my way to work, and I refrained. But don’t think I didn’t whip my hair around in all my Aerosal and fishnet glory to “Pour Some Sugar on Me” in my head.

One Response to “Because I Don’t Live in a Whitesnake Video”

  1. meleah rebeccah Says:

    Im still laughing at the title of this post

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