ExposedNYC

When I first started to write this blog, I worried that my life wouldn’t be juicy enough. I mean, really, who lives like those crazy kids on TV or in rehab? I prepared myself to make sitting home in sweats, flirting on the subways, and occasionally actually dating sound fascinating.

Topping the past year off with this text message exchange the other night reassured me to always expect the unexpected:

Can I ask u a question? Please don’t tell anyone.

Sure, ask anything

I wanna have a threesome with my boyfriend. Would you be interested???

Wow! Didn’t expect that! I don’t even know him. Probably not, but I’m flattered. How did this come up?

How about you come over one night and get to know him. Ur hot and the first person I thought of.

(I avoid replying, still in shock and not sure what to say)

Its gonna be a great experience for all of us.

I really don’t think I could. No offense but I don’t get much out of it. Afraid it would just be awkward.

All it takes is a few shots, think about it. It won’t be awkward, trust me.

Well, I’ll keep you in the back of my mind. But let’s hang out and catch up sometime soon.

We definitely should.

I never in my life considered that I would be faced with how to respond to such an invitation. It’s not something I plan on doing- I’m not attracted to women, definitely don’t want to get involved in someone else’s relationship, and had enough fun in my day to not feel the need to experiment- but I wasn’t sure how to feel about being asked.

Part of me was flattered to have been asked, and I was not offended at the idea that I may consider it, admitting that I having pretty liberal beliefs. But, what I couldn’t put my finger on is how I was supposed to benefit from the situation. One night with someone else’s guy who I couldn’t have? If it was amazing, then it was a one time deal, and if not, why did I just do that with no chance of a future?

Sorry to ruin the fantasy, guys, but from this end, a threesome is a lose-lose situation. On the other hand, if I were approached by say, Jonathan Rhys Meyers and Clive Owen…

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