Actual Pick Up Lines Heard
I’m walking down the street late at night, trying to avoid eye contact with men on the street, when I took a momentary leave of absence from my senses. Someone called out to me-
“Excuse me, can I get directions?”
Having been new to this city myself at one time, and liking to stock up on my good samaritan karma I turned around and responded (not realizing at the time that I was setting myself up perfectly) with-
“To what?”
“To get to know you better. You are so bea-uuu-tiful.”
At which point I rolled my eyes and walked away- eyes to the ground, brick wall of defense firmly rebuilt, and kicking myself for walking right into that one.