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I just had to share this story from The Tonight Show that I got as an email-

First Date

If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting
down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story
ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad dates but this takes the cake.

Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing
first date that a woman ever had.

She said it was midwinter… Snowing and quite cold…and the guy
had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City,
Utah.

It was a day trip (no overnight). They were strangers, after all,
and truly had never met before. The outing was fun but relatively
uneventful until they were headed home late that afternoon.

They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually began
to realize that she should not have had that extra latte.

They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room and in
the middle of nowhere!

Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for a
while.

Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going, there
came a point where she told him that he had better stop and let
her go beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his car.

They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car, yanked
her pants down and started.

In the deep snow she didn’t have good footing, so she let her butt
rest against the rear fender to steady herself.

Her companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking. All
she could think about was the relief she felt despite the rather
embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however, she
soon became aware of another sensation.

As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered her
buttocks were firmly glued against the car’s fender.

Thoughts of tongues frozen to poles immediately came to mind as
she attempted to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
extreme cold.

Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor of the moment,
she answered her date’s concerns about “what is taking so long”
with a reply that indeed, she was “freezing her butt off” and in
need of some assistance!

He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he
burst out laughing.

She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to compose
themselves, they assessed her dilemma.

Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were
faced with a real problem. Both agreed it would take something
hot to free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!

Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in the
first place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to
get her free.

So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date proceeded to
unzip his pants and pee her butt off the fender. As the audience >> screamed
in laughter, she took the Tonight Show prize hands down. Or
perhaps that should be “pants down.” And you thought your first
date was embarrassing.

Jay Leno’s comment… “This gives a whole new meaning to being pissed off.

Oh, and how did the first date turn out? He became her husband
and was sitting next to her on the Leno show.

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