ExposedNYC

Inspired by the hilarious running debate over at SLC Outsider, I’ve been digging into the dirty details of the presidential candidates- specifically, the attractiveness of their children. Of course, this has absolutely nothing to do with which way I plan on voting, but it’s sure been a fun way to waste an afternoon.

As much as it scares me to admit it, one of the Romney boys has got potential. Cute smirk, low-maintenance smile, and a glimmer of a non-brainwashed soul behind those pretty eyes. Sure, it’s judgmental to make assumptions on looks alone, but something in his face lets me actually imagine a debate on our differences of opinion that feels productive as opposed to pre-packaged.

On the other hand, absolutely everything I’ve read about the Huckabee boys is just plain scary- from the accusations of animal abuse to a strange affinity for striped shirts. I’ve gotten such a good-hearted impression from their father that this absolutely scares me at the thought of putting our country’s future in his hands.

But, there was a clear front-runner in my research…

His father may have dropped out of the campaign, but Joseph “Beau” Biden is definitely still in the running for the hottest guy I could imagine a secret rendezvous in the Lincoln bedroom with since JFK, Jr. I’m a sucker for a man in a suit and tie who still looks like he could be comfortable on the couch in a t-shirt watching football. I’ve cast my vote, now what do you think?

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