ExposedNYC

It’s official, women are suckers for an accent. In the last few hours working at Starbucks every couple that sat down next to me consisted of a foreign man and an attractive American women, and let me tell you, the girls were willing to put up with some of the least riveting conversations I’ve ever heard.

Couple #1

“I was yawning all night.”

“Yah-ning?”

“Yawning.”

“Yow-ning?”

“Yawning.”

Somehow the conversational level of teaching a one-year-old to talk passed for pleasant company.

Couple # 2 (after a discussion of one of his country’s traditions)

“We should do that in America. I’m going to start it here”

“Well, you do have the power of the internet. You could put it on Facebook””

“Yeah, and MySpace…have you seen my MySpace page?”

“No”

“[giggles] Good.”

“Why?”

“Well, it’s kind of…..vulgar…[pulls out her Blackberry] here let me show you!”

That’s right, guys. Roll your R’s and substitute Z’s for S’s and pretty soon you’ll have women waving dirty pictures in your face and expecting little more than a gurgle in response. You haven’t had it this good since you were in diapers.

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