Wednesday, September 3, 2008 – 6:20 pm
I’ve always found something comforting in being with a guy in less than perfect shape. Sure, I can appreciate a David Beckham underwear ad just as much as the next girl, but when it comes to real life, a little extra weight or unruly hair has it’s own distinctive appeal.
First of all it allows […]
Wednesday, July 9, 2008 – 9:49 pm
It’s funny how time can change your views on things: relationships, careers, blogging, you name it. Time has a way of romanticizing and idealizing the good bits, while the bad ones either fade into the recesses of an overcrowded brain or fester and multiply until their impact far outweighs the actual memory.
Where do you […]
Sunday, May 25, 2008 – 11:54 pm
Modern technology can make our lives much easier, and our mistakes impossible to erase. The following exchange happened after being out with a group of friends at a bar and flirting with a cute Australian guy all evening before leaving to go to work at the club.
Text to my girlfriend (or so I thought…):
“He […]
Tuesday, May 13, 2008 – 3:07 am
I may have more than just a girl crush. I was practically ready to get down on one knee and pull out a Tiffany’s box for this adorable little sprite of a girl with a big voice after she rocked the Apollo in a white tank dress and patent red heels last night. Although, […]
Monday, May 12, 2008 – 4:41 am
So sorry, but too crazy busy to write properly.Soon:
A Date with CRAZY
The best game of asshole ever…
Im attracted to unavailable
and much more…
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Monday, May 5, 2008 – 4:07 am
“Oh my god, that’s like a bad Cameron Diaz movie,” exclaimed the woman walking past me on a cell phone.
I’m going to have to assume that this woman was referring to recently hitting the jackpot in Vegas and being forced to live with the imbecile who she married while intoxicated. Because other than that […]
Thursday, April 24, 2008 – 5:02 am
In general, I’ve got pretty good karma. I’ve gotten lucky in drawings, raffles and such and I generally find the answers to crises of housing, employment, etc. just when I was ready to give up hope (and yes, I’m knocking on wood as I type this- shout out to the karma gods!).
But what I’ve […]
Tuesday, April 22, 2008 – 10:38 pm
I wasn’t planning on anything, I swear it. We had been out drinking all night and I was being the dutiful wing man. If that meant we ended up back at my girlfriend’s crush’s house playing pool with his friend, so be it.
Jodie pulled me aside, “So….you two seem to be hitting it off….and […]
Thursday, April 17, 2008 – 4:37 am
I take absolutely no original credit for this one, since this fish found it first, but I couldn’t resist reposting. Is it any wonder that I was single for most of my adolescence when this reminds me of most of the guys I grew up with?
Definitely NSFW:
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 – 1:18 am
I should have known something was suspicious from the guy’s opening line:
Looks directly at me, “I have to apologize…”
“Why?” I ask as girlfriend and I exchange glances.
“Because I really like the way she looks,” he replies turning to said girlfriend.
Okay, way to start on an arrogant note. Read The Game much, buddy? Making […]
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