Tuesday, April 22, 2008 – 10:38 pm
I wasn’t planning on anything, I swear it. We had been out drinking all night and I was being the dutiful wing man. If that meant we ended up back at my girlfriend’s crush’s house playing pool with his friend, so be it.
Jodie pulled me aside, “So….you two seem to be hitting it off….and […]
Thursday, April 17, 2008 – 4:37 am
I take absolutely no original credit for this one, since this fish found it first, but I couldn’t resist reposting. Is it any wonder that I was single for most of my adolescence when this reminds me of most of the guys I grew up with?
Definitely NSFW:
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 – 1:18 am
I should have known something was suspicious from the guy’s opening line:
Looks directly at me, “I have to apologize…”
“Why?” I ask as girlfriend and I exchange glances.
“Because I really like the way she looks,” he replies turning to said girlfriend.
Okay, way to start on an arrogant note. Read The Game much, buddy? Making […]
Tuesday, April 15, 2008 – 5:45 am
I sat in the hall, decorated simply with gorgeous flowers and filled simply with the people that mattered, and discovered that I was jealous.
I didn’t begrudge the bride a moment of her happiness- in fact, I flew across the country to be a witness to it. It was just a sucker punch to the […]
Wednesday, April 9, 2008 – 3:12 pm
I always think of going home with such jubilation that I forget that it isn’t necessarily a universal sentiment. I stay at my parent’s house instead of renting a hotel room, even if that means I have occasionally been stuck sleeping on a sofa in the living room. I know that I’ll always be […]
Monday, April 7, 2008 – 2:11 am
1. Buying shampoo and conditioner in travel-size containers, which is all you can afford while living paycheck to paycheck, and rationing the contents carefully.
2. That extra ten pounds gained after cancelling your gym membership to save money. Subsisting on a strict diet of Top Ramen and Kraft Mac ‘n Cheese hasn’t helped either.
3. Wasting […]
Wednesday, April 2, 2008 – 4:16 am
Myself and many people I know call ourselves hopeless romantics, touting a belief in love at first site, true love, or at the very least a faithful partner. But there’s a big difference between wanting it and actually believing in it.
I was struck by my cynicism tonight as a girlfriend told the story of […]
Tuesday, April 1, 2008 – 3:36 am
There are certain people who make more of an impression on your mind than they ever do in your life.
It can almost be harder to get over a crush than an actual relationship. They never had the chance to disappoint you so you can cling to that perfect vision you had of him asking […]
Friday, March 28, 2008 – 9:30 pm
Defining yourself can be a really difficult task, and one that comes up constantly. Job interviews ask the daunting “Tell me about yourself”, social networks pressure you to come up with something witty for the wide open “About Me” and first dates are pretty much the lightning round of the dating game.
So, I asked […]
Tuesday, March 25, 2008 – 4:01 am
I’ve heard a number of idiotic excuses from guys in the past as to why they didn’t want to get involved:
- “You’re too mature.”
- “You’re moving and I don’t want to get too attached.”
- “I’m afraid to tell my best friend, because he’s always really liked you too.”
- “You’re a bad kisser.”
And while I […]
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