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Just Don’t

Don’t get my hopes up. Don’t even let me get to know you because everything I learn just makes you more appealing.
Don’t agree with me - politically, morally, musically - and then treat us as if we have nothing in common. Don’t rattle off your story because it sounds a bit too much like […]

Bleepin’ BLEEEEEEEEEE-eeeeeeeep!

Shit, it’s been almost a week. You know what they say to addicts, dieters, and anyone involved in a workout plan that falls off the wagon- don’t dwell on the past just pick up and do the best you can moving forward, one day at a time.
I can rattle off all the necessary excuses- […]

Would You Rather…

Give up all hair removal processes for a year
OR 
Be forced to wear a swimsuit in public, all day, every day for a year? 
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I’m Telling You Guys, Just Start Faking It

It’s official, women are suckers for an accent. In the last few hours working at Starbucks every couple that sat down next to me consisted of a foreign man and an attractive American women, and let me tell you, the girls were willing to put up with some of the least riveting conversations I’ve […]

How to Get on MY List

Over the weekend I worked the guest list at a downtown club and let me tell you, there is no sense of power like a clipboard in hand and a line down the block. I was told in advance to work at my own pace and not let anyone intimidate me so I focused […]

Like a Diabetic Kid in a Candy Shop

A gay bar to a woman is like a mirage in a desert- everything that you want but can’t have dangled right in front of your eyes. Gorgeous men, toned bodies, impeccable style, and a highly tuned appreciation for the arts.
Now of course I realize I’m speaking in stereotypes- this is not the […]

Frozen Grand Central and More Funny Videos

The weather is not the only frozen thing in New York right now. This video is one of the reasons why I love living in a town full of artists- you could walk into an impromptu installation any time, anywhere. Check it out:

And for a little more low brow [yet hilarious] entertainment on the […]

Crossed Off and Moving On

The dreading is almost always worse than the doing. I was so not looking forward to having a conversation with Connect Zero that I found myself in serious procrastination mode. When Saturday rolled around and I didn’t have a good excuse of something else to do, I sent a text saying exactly what I […]

Oscar Blogging 2008

- Why are all of the women wearing fish scales and feathers?! Is this the next incarnation of animal print? I’m not a fan. And, can someone please tell the gorgeous petite women to embrace their shapes and leave the structured bodices for those who need them to hold them up? Keri Russell and […]

In the Name of The Greater Dating Good

I decided to give Connect Zero a second chance, not because I thought he would win me over but because I have an empathetic streak that tends to stroll hand in hand with its pall the guilt complex. For all the times I’ve wished for a do-over with a guy I really like the […]

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