Sunday, May 25, 2008 – 11:54 pm
Modern technology can make our lives much easier, and our mistakes impossible to erase. The following exchange happened after being out with a group of friends at a bar and flirting with a cute Australian guy all evening before leaving to go to work at the club.
Text to my girlfriend (or so I thought…):
“He […]
Tuesday, April 22, 2008 – 10:38 pm
I wasn’t planning on anything, I swear it. We had been out drinking all night and I was being the dutiful wing man. If that meant we ended up back at my girlfriend’s crush’s house playing pool with his friend, so be it.
Jodie pulled me aside, “So….you two seem to be hitting it off….and […]
Thursday, April 17, 2008 – 4:37 am
I take absolutely no original credit for this one, since this fish found it first, but I couldn’t resist reposting. Is it any wonder that I was single for most of my adolescence when this reminds me of most of the guys I grew up with?
Definitely NSFW:
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Wednesday, April 16, 2008 – 1:18 am
I should have known something was suspicious from the guy’s opening line:
Looks directly at me, “I have to apologize…”
“Why?” I ask as girlfriend and I exchange glances.
“Because I really like the way she looks,” he replies turning to said girlfriend.
Okay, way to start on an arrogant note. Read The Game much, buddy? Making […]
Monday, April 7, 2008 – 2:11 am
1. Buying shampoo and conditioner in travel-size containers, which is all you can afford while living paycheck to paycheck, and rationing the contents carefully.
2. That extra ten pounds gained after cancelling your gym membership to save money. Subsisting on a strict diet of Top Ramen and Kraft Mac ‘n Cheese hasn’t helped either.
3. Wasting […]
Wednesday, March 12, 2008 – 2:44 am
Shit, it’s been almost a week. You know what they say to addicts, dieters, and anyone involved in a workout plan that falls off the wagon- don’t dwell on the past just pick up and do the best you can moving forward, one day at a time.
I can rattle off all the necessary excuses- […]
Monday, March 3, 2008 – 2:07 am
Over the weekend I worked the guest list at a downtown club and let me tell you, there is no sense of power like a clipboard in hand and a line down the block. I was told in advance to work at my own pace and not let anyone intimidate me so I focused […]
Thursday, February 28, 2008 – 5:18 pm
The weather is not the only frozen thing in New York right now. This video is one of the reasons why I love living in a town full of artists- you could walk into an impromptu installation any time, anywhere. Check it out:
And for a little more low brow [yet hilarious] entertainment on the […]
Wednesday, February 6, 2008 – 12:04 am
If there was ever any doubt in your mind that sexy comes in all shapes and sizes…
Check out Total Pop Star
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Wednesday, January 30, 2008 – 6:20 pm
Message from girlfriend:
so…flat tire on the way to school today…awesome
late to school…fabulous
spare tire is now losing air and going flat…epic.
gotta roll with it i guess
Exposed:
Oh, girl! Things could be worse, though. You could be flat, too, and no boys would stop to help you change it! :)
Girlfriend:
haha…true story!!! :)
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