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Category Archives: Funny Stories

Hangin’ Tough and Wishing for the Right Stuff Tonight (Please Don’t Joke, Bo-oys)

My girlfriends and I got ourselves all worked up over the rumor flying around that New Kids On the Block might be staging a reunion tour. That’s right, the one show that might possibly be more delightfully embarrassing (and infinitely more entertaining) to attend than The Spice Girls.
It started with a People magazine article pointing […]

The Logistics of Lying

I grew up with one rule in my household- thou shall not tell lies. I was only grounded once in all of my partying, angst-filled high school days for getting caught in a lie, mainly because I never got enough practice to be good at it.
I clearly never had the proper motivation. After leaving […]

Instant McKarma

Some might say that Santa was good to me this holiday season, parading men across my path to distract me from the Boy Toy, but I prefer to believe in karma, to which I fully attribute the following story.
Following the Giants/Patriots game Jodie, Cali and I realized that, it being early evening and a […]

Romance Isn’t Always Glamorous

There I was, back against the wall, arms wrapped around his neck, running my fingers through his hair as his lips against mine silently told me exactly how much he had missed me. The only thought running through my head was…

“Oh god, I feel dizzy!”- and not in a good way.
This is one of […]

My New Heroes

There are times when I’m all about tradition, and others when breaking it can be brilliant. I only hope the next wedding I attend is a little more along these lines:

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Polar Bears are Having the Best Year Ever!

I don’t know what it is but Polar Bears are hot right now. They made their debut onto the A-list scene in season 1 of LOST, remaining mysterious and generating buzz. Then they gained our sympathy and co-starred with hot leading men like Leonardo DiCaprio and Al Gore (c’mon, admit it) in environmental films. I’m […]

An Accidental Friend Filter

I lost my cell phone recently and, despite the absolute common knowledge that I should have them backed up somewhere, my entire phone book of numbers. As I looked for alternate means of contacting friends, I discovered a new sort of hierarchy in determining the level of a relationship. I was first struck by […]

What Men Are Really Thinking

As much fun as it may sound, sometimes I think it’s better if we don’t really know. From Glamour’s male blogger admitting to dumping a great girl because she’s not a blond (!) to a MySpace video I came across confirming every male stereotype, I’m currently leaning towards ignorance being bliss.
what men are really […]

What’s In a Name?

You know, as much as I roll my eyes whenever someone says it, you really do tend to find someone whenever you’re not looking- or in my case, two someones.
I met up with a group of girls to support our friend Blondie who sings in a folk-y, Dixie Chicks-like trio- definitely not where […]

A Few Quick Laughs

Because, as obnoxious as email forwards can be, sometimes they have their moments:
UNDERSTANDING WOMEN
(A MAN’S PERSPECTIVE)
I know I’m not going to understand women.
I’ll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax,
pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root,
and still be afraid of a spider.
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