Tuesday, October 2, 2007 – 1:51 am
I just had to share this story from The Tonight Show that I got as an email-
First Date
If you didn’t see this on the Tonight show, I hope you’re sitting
down when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story
ever, first date or not!!! We have all had bad […]
Monday, April 16, 2007 – 1:19 pm
If you’re ever worried about how to talk to people in a bar, I have one suggestion- carry a prop. It gives people a reason to approach you and something to talk about.
While Callie and I were out for drinks the other night, we spotted a guy wrapped in caution tape. He had wrapped […]
Wednesday, April 11, 2007 – 9:15 pm
I love those nights when you realize that even Manhattan can start to feel like a small town if you’re here long enough. My girlfriend Callie is in town from Los Angeles so we went out for drinks at my old watering hole near midtown. She’s famous there because on her last trip she […]
Tuesday, April 3, 2007 – 12:47 am
Number of drunk text messages sent last night: 50, including-
“I hate that we don’t talk anymore. I don’t want anything more but miss your friendship”
“Where are you? I could use a good night kiss”
“What if you and I had one night we never told anyone about”
And my personal favorite, “Im so wishing out yo […]
Thursday, March 8, 2007 – 2:41 am
Because this guy actually exists. And sent my girlfriend Kate a friend request. And when she asked if it was a joke, he replied that he was serious.
And to top it all off, under status says he’s IN A RELATIONSHIP! Somewhere the gods, and Alanis Morisette, are laughing at us.
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Wednesday, March 7, 2007 – 4:21 am
I was always a big fan of the “Magic Eight Ball”. Particularly when life gets frustrating, it’s nice to take at least partial blame off of yourself and chalk it up to fate. When I was afraid of telling the cute guy in my sixth grade history class that I had a crush on […]
Wednesday, February 28, 2007 – 12:45 am
“You know, it’s nice to see another side of you, not completely in control.
You’re all soft and girly”
“Well, I am a girl”
[looks me up and down]
“Yeah, that’s pretty obvious”
“But seriously, you think I’m always in control?”
“Oh yeah. Always just a little bit aloof. You’ve got this power around you, like you could explode at […]
Saturday, February 24, 2007 – 4:18 pm
Everybody’s got one- your most embarrassing intimate moment. To my dismay, and my friend’s delight, I have many which have provided hours of laughter, and some very inspired ideas for Steve Carrell’s next movie.
Today’s story begins on a summer evening, at a frat party. The kind of night where we kept our swimsuits on […]
Friday, February 23, 2007 – 2:03 am
I should have stopped to talk to you. You walked past me, tall, gorgeous, your clothes hanging off of your shoulders like a designer’s dream, but with an attitude that you could have cared less.
We caught eyes and you broke into a grin complete with a sparkle that made me swear I heard the […]
Friday, February 9, 2007 – 1:38 am
I’ve seen this email circulating a few times, and it still makes me smile, so I had to share. Sometimes it’s amazing how perceptive kids can be!
HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY?
You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like […]
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