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Like Sex With an Ex…

It’s funny how time can change your views on things: relationships, careers, blogging, you name it. Time has a way of romanticizing and idealizing the good bits, while the bad ones either fade into the recesses of an overcrowded brain or fester and multiply until their impact far outweighs the actual memory.
Where do you […]

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So sorry, but too crazy busy to write properly.Soon:
A Date with CRAZY
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I’m a Hopeless Realist

I sat in the hall, decorated simply with gorgeous flowers and filled simply with the people that mattered, and discovered that I was jealous.
I didn’t begrudge the bride a moment of her happiness- in fact, I flew across the country to be a witness to it. It was just a sucker punch to the […]

Signs You May Be Living on a Struggling New Yorker’s Budget

1. Buying shampoo and conditioner in travel-size containers, which is all you can afford while living paycheck to paycheck, and rationing the contents carefully.
2. That extra ten pounds gained after cancelling your gym membership to save money. Subsisting on a strict diet of Top Ramen and Kraft Mac ‘n Cheese hasn’t helped either.
3. Wasting […]

When Did I Get So Cynical?

Myself and many people I know call ourselves hopeless romantics, touting a belief in love at first site, true love, or at the very least a faithful partner. But there’s a big difference between wanting it and actually believing in it.
I was struck by my cynicism tonight as a girlfriend told the story of […]

What Would Miriam-Webster Say About Me?

Defining yourself can be a really difficult task, and one that comes up constantly. Job interviews ask the daunting “Tell me about yourself”, social networks pressure you to come up with something witty for the wide open “About Me” and first dates are pretty much the lightning round of the dating game.
So, I asked […]

I’m Not Looking for Excuses

I’ve heard a number of idiotic excuses from guys in the past as to why they didn’t want to get involved:
- “You’re too mature.”
- “You’re moving and I don’t want to get too attached.”
- “I’m afraid to tell my best friend, because he’s always really liked you too.”
- “You’re a bad kisser.”
And while I […]

In the Club (sorry, 50 Cent, I proofread)

I’m pretty sure I’ve sold my soul.
Working at a nightclub is one of the last things I ever imagined doing at this stage in my life. I partied like a rock star in my day, but lately I’ve hung my dancing shoes on such a high enough shelf that I have to really want […]

Just Don’t

Don’t get my hopes up. Don’t even let me get to know you because everything I learn just makes you more appealing.
Don’t agree with me - politically, morally, musically - and then treat us as if we have nothing in common. Don’t rattle off your story because it sounds a bit too much like […]

Bleepin’ BLEEEEEEEEEE-eeeeeeeep!

Shit, it’s been almost a week. You know what they say to addicts, dieters, and anyone involved in a workout plan that falls off the wagon- don’t dwell on the past just pick up and do the best you can moving forward, one day at a time.
I can rattle off all the necessary excuses- […]

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