Wednesday, December 19, 2007 – 1:39 am
One of the most important things, in a relationship or a friendship, is learning how to fight fair. Now, I’m not talking about punching below the belt or pulling hair, I’m talking about the much more intimate War of the Words.
That whole “sticks and stones…” rhyme that we learn as kids is […]
Wednesday, December 12, 2007 – 2:41 am
I love those first few moments of waking up before I’ve glanced in a mirror. You get to remain convinced that your hair doesn’t stick straight up in the air, that there is no smudge of make-up that somehow didn’t make it off after washing your face last night, and your pillow has lost its […]
Tuesday, December 11, 2007 – 3:31 am
There I was, back against the wall, arms wrapped around his neck, running my fingers through his hair as his lips against mine silently told me exactly how much he had missed me. The only thought running through my head was…
“Oh god, I feel dizzy!”- and not in a good way.
This is one of […]
Monday, December 10, 2007 – 1:42 am
Since I’m sure yours will be running through my head all night long,
I knew the only fitting way to pay tribute was in song:
Oh dear, sweet Miss Adams
Adorable, quirky Amy
You awoke my inner princess, the one
I swore I didn’t want to be
But this piece of Disney genius,
Singing birds, cockroaches, et al,
Brings out the best […]
Wednesday, December 5, 2007 – 4:19 am
There are times when I’m all about tradition, and others when breaking it can be brilliant. I only hope the next wedding I attend is a little more along these lines:
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Monday, December 3, 2007 – 4:53 pm
There are times when all the planning in the world can’t help. When there are things that you can’t control, it can be hard for a Type-AAA personality to relax and just soak it all in. And I had absolutely no idea what to expect when Boy Toy (as my friends from home have […]
Wednesday, November 21, 2007 – 2:46 am
As I pack my bags to head home for the holidays, I’m starting to get nervous. The angry tide sloshing back and forth in my stomach has absolutely nothing to do with a fear of airplanes, missing my flight, or losing my luggage. My heart is pummeling the inside of my chest because of […]
Thursday, November 15, 2007 – 5:02 am
Every once in a while, just before changing into my pajamas, I catch a glimpse of myself naked in the mirror and think, “You know, I look pretty damn hot.” Then I smile smugly and crawl into bed, because now there can be no complaining that I wasted the best looking years of my […]
Saturday, November 3, 2007 – 1:41 am
Sometimes you meet someone and want to scream from the rooftops how wonderful they are. Your cheeks flush involuntarily as you gush about him to your girlfriends. You know every line he’s said to you, can quote every text message verbatim, and have maybe even plastered his picture across your desktop as a screensaver.
But […]
Monday, September 24, 2007 – 2:29 am
I’m walking down the street late at night, trying to avoid eye contact with men on the street, when I took a momentary leave of absence from my senses. Someone called out to me-
“Excuse me, can I get directions?”
Having been new to this city myself at one time, and liking to stock up on […]
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