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Category Archives: Random Rants

I’m Telling You Guys, Just Start Faking It

It’s official, women are suckers for an accent. In the last few hours working at Starbucks every couple that sat down next to me consisted of a foreign man and an attractive American women, and let me tell you, the girls were willing to put up with some of the least riveting conversations I’ve […]

How to Get on MY List

Over the weekend I worked the guest list at a downtown club and let me tell you, there is no sense of power like a clipboard in hand and a line down the block. I was told in advance to work at my own pace and not let anyone intimidate me so I focused […]

Like a Diabetic Kid in a Candy Shop

A gay bar to a woman is like a mirage in a desert- everything that you want but can’t have dangled right in front of your eyes. Gorgeous men, toned bodies, impeccable style, and a highly tuned appreciation for the arts.
Now of course I realize I’m speaking in stereotypes- this is not the […]

Oscar Blogging 2008

- Why are all of the women wearing fish scales and feathers?! Is this the next incarnation of animal print? I’m not a fan. And, can someone please tell the gorgeous petite women to embrace their shapes and leave the structured bodices for those who need them to hold them up? Keri Russell and […]

The Relationship Game

I’ve always been a competitive girl. Since joining Facebook I am kicking ass and talking virtual shit all over Srabulous. This is part of what makes me an avid sports fan, a passionate debater, and ultimately a New Yorker.
But sometimes I worry that I’m behind in the relationship game. I’ve made it through the […]

My First 20

Since it seems to be a bit of a blogging rite of passage, I’ve decided to tackle the ubiquitous “100 Things About Me” list. Lucky for you, I’m breaking it down into manageable chunks of twenty at a time, in an attempt at always leaving them wanting more, and because even I don’t think […]

Mind Over Heart-Shaped, Chocolate-Covered Matter

Here’s the thing about Valentine’s Day. As a single individual you have three choices:

1. Complain about it
2. Ignore it
3. Embrace it   
  
Now, there is more than enough complaining in the world, so I’m going to leave that one to those who can make a more passionate argument than myself. I considered ignoring the day and posting as if […]

Conquering the Cashmere Jungle (Or Joining the Lipstick Mafia)

I think I’ve found a way to come to terms with the new batch of Sex and the City clones hitting the airwaves- nothing is ever going to live up to your first love.
Sure this one may have the same blue eyes (girlfriends), dark hair (relationship issues), and a great job (um, great […]

What If I Just Let Nothing Happen?

One of the other tough dichotomies I’ve come across in dating advice is “Pursue what you want the way you would anything else in your life” vs. “It’ll happen when you least expect it so just stop looking.”
With most things I want in life I look for examples of other people who have […]

Words That Bug Me…

Everybody’s got them. Just hearing them come out of a person’s mouth makes me respect everything else they say a little bit less.
1.     Douche Bag- This one probably bugs me the most because its use is so wide spread, yet no one can really define it. There are some elements that people can agree […]

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